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Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!?

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I've been watching the Food Channel all day and I haven't seen one good recipe for socks! For years your teachers kept telling you to settle down and sit still. You can stop now. I can't believe what my fleas are saying about me on their blog! I should go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I'll become narrow-minded. You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you.
The red bits are touching the brown bits! My bones are getting softer, but my arteries are getting harder so it balances out. You have bad handwriting. I thought 'diet and exercise' said 'beer and pizza'. Flamingos have thin thighs, but they don't seem any happier than you. I see thin thighs in your future! In your next life, you will come back as a flamingo!
SparkPeople says 'anything in moderation,' right? Low fat diets don't work. I eat fish every day and my butt still drags the ground!

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