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I can get by on just 2 hours of sleep every day, as long as I nap for 14 hours.

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I'm looking for something to make me smell thinner. Our diet pizza is topped with pepperoni, sausage, cigarette butts, dead flies, ear wax and belly button lint. Potato chips, root beer, and cupcakes aren't an unhealthy lunch-- it's vegetarian! When I'm dieting, my doctor says it's okay to cheat once in a while. I'm going out with your friend Larry tonight. Of course kids these days are overweight. The backpack adds 30 pounds!
I've been watching the Food Channel all day and I haven't seen one good recipe for socks! For years your teachers kept telling you to settle down and sit still. You can stop now. I can't believe what my fleas are saying about me on their blog! I should go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I'll become narrow-minded. You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you.
The red bits are touching the brown bits! My bones are getting softer, but my arteries are getting harder so it balances out.

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