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You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you.

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What's wrong, Lassie? Is Timmy's cholesterol in trouble? Did your doctor say 'eat more fish' or 'eat fish more often'? I'd like some dry broiled fish, sliced cucumbers, and fresh mixed berries. If you don't have that, I'll take a triple bacon cheeseburger, jumbo fries and a cookie dough shake! A low carb diet is bad for you! One of my patients slipped on some bacon grease and broke her toe!
My doctor is sitting two rows behind me! Do you sell chocolate-covered fish oil capsules? My doctor told me to exercise. It gave me more energy and I got more work done. The more work I did, the more mistakes I made. Then I got fired. That's why I'm suing my doctor. I'm writing you a prescription for a daily dose of SparkPeople I must be eating right. I'm narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, just like the Food Pyramid!
You can enjoy diabetes, high cholesterol and hypertension or you can suffer from good health. We have an excellent employee health plan: we built our parking garage 2 miles away from the office! If I gain 20 pounds, it will give me the motivation I need to stick to my diet! Cholesterol in my veins is a good thing-- it leaves less room for germs and viruses!

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