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You know you are a SparkPeople member when the scale is your friend and not your foe.

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Flamingos have thin thighs, but they don't seem any happier than you. I see thin thighs in your future! In your next life, you will come back as a flamingo! SparkPeople says 'anything in moderation,' right? Low fat diets don't work. I eat fish every day and my butt still drags the ground! I got a job at the Health Club. I fry bacon in the back room so it smells like clients are burning fat!
I bought this to help you with your diet. It's a compass that always points to lettuce! Can't we just enjoy a nice walk without stopping to measure your pulse every five minutes? The good news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day. The bad news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day. No, HDL and LDL were not the robots in Star Wars. I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a cousin, a niece, and an aunt… that's only 23 pounds per woman!
You'll lose weight on any strict diet, but it's mostly water… from crying It's a smoke detector. It tells me if I'm exercising hard enough to burn fat!

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