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It's a pacemaker for your heart, plus you can download apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas!

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You have a heart of gold, a liver of gold, a stomach of gold and kidneys of gold. Stop eating so many Cheez Doodles. Stop smoking, quit drinking, eat less, exercise more! Are you some kind of health nut? This is my favorite photo. It was taken back when I had really thin thighs, during my mother's second trimester. I hate to complain about my diet, but whining burns a lot of calories!
It's OK to devour your competitors and gobble up smaller companies, but remember to have a few veggies, too! My personal trainer said Yoga would give me longer, sexier muscles, but it didn't work for me. Running is bad for my knees. Not running is bad for everything else! You know you are a SparkPeople member when the scale is your friend and not your foe.
Access requires a password, retina scan, fingerprint analysys and a DNA sample. It's the best refrigerator I've ever owned! It's easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh. I toss and turn all night and you won't count that as an eight-hour aerobic workout? The doctor told my husband to double his daily exercise, so now he changes channels with both hands!

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