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Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant in his beanstalk, and look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom! And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables?!

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A SparkPoint a day keeps my cravings away! Hounds used to find things using their sense of smell, but now I use a search tool called Google Nose! If the middle class is shrinking, why do I have to keep buying bigger pants? That's what I hate about computers-- there's never anything yummy in the trash! I'm going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake.
We're supposed to stop for a mini exercise break twice a day. Does a tantrum count? You are what you eat. If you want to reach a ripe old age, eat a lot of brown bananas. I'm looking for something to make me smell thinner. Our diet pizza is topped with pepperoni, sausage, cigarette butts, dead flies, ear wax and belly button lint. Potato chips, root beer, and cupcakes aren't an unhealthy lunch-- it's vegetarian!
When I'm dieting, my doctor says it's okay to cheat once in a while. I'm going out with your friend Larry tonight. Of course kids these days are overweight. The backpack adds 30 pounds!

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