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If you ask me, dieting is a piece of cake, but exercise is no walk in the park. Maybe that's why I'm not losing weight!

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Why does it take 6 weeks to lose 5 pounds, but only 1 day to gain it all back? This treadmill is so high-tech, you burn 100 calories just selecting your workout program! Don't slice the pizza. My diet says I'm only allowed to eat one piece! You have a rare condition called 'good health'. Frankly, I'm not sure how to treat it.
Our diet special is a fresh garden salad served in burger, shake and fry containers. If you'd like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla. The reason for my weight gain is obvious-- humans are evolving into a larger species! I know dieting can be stressful, but try gnawing on a carrot instead of my nerves!
I'm on the Green Eggs and Ham Diet. I'm only allowed to eat foods that rhyme. If pizza is hot enough to burn the roof of your mouth, why isn't it hot enough to melt belly fat? If walking makes your legs thinner and sit-ups make your waist thinner, how come chewing doesn't make my face thinner? Tell me more about the Acupuncture Diet. Does it really work?

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