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I love crawling, but like most forms of cardio, it's murder on the knees! Don't worry about burning the calories-- that's already been done! I'm prescribing a diet patch to repair the leak in your willpower Your thighs are so thin! What's your secret? Yoga? Pilates? Cardio? Liposuction?
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